1. They are very cute…
almost TOO cute.
2. Most movies about bunnies depict them as evil.
3. Even the books depict them as evil!
4. They play tricks on people.
5. They steal cookies.
6. They often have red eyes.
7. People in Easter Bunny costumes are
scary. Seriously scary.
8. They have a secret underground.
9. They eat our main sources of food.
10. They have sharp teeth.
11. They can jump two feet!
High enough to reach a doorknob.